"Because if petrol can have blends…
why should milk stay behind?"
Just like fuel, milk now comes in scientifically* calibrated blends. The higher the number, the more "refreshing" it gets.
Compare grades side by side. Results may vary depending on how thirsty your accountant is.
| Grade | Milk | Water | Taste | Nutrition | Price |
|---|
Our marketing department worked tirelessly to find upsides to selling you water.
Drag the slider, measure the purity, and let our AI* generate a blend tailored to your budget.
Pick your milk percentage. We handle the "hydration technology."
Live reading of your selected blend.
Real* reviews from real* people who definitely drank our product at least once.
The more you pay, the less milk you get. It's not a bug — it's our business model.
Everything you were afraid to ask about drinking expensive water.